{"product_id":"125-65-im-not-a-hot-mess-21698","title":"12.5\" × 6.5\" “I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster” Highland Cow Mandala Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003e“I’m Not a Hot Mess, I’m a Spicy Disaster” Highland Cow Mandala Plaque — Hand‑Painted Mandala\u003cbr\u003eThis whimsical mandala plaque blends bold color, cozy charm, and a whole lot of personality. At the center is an irresistibly frazzled Highland cow — fluffy bangs, wide eyes, and a coffee clutched like it’s holding the universe together — paired with the cheeky phrase:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m not a HOT MESS, I’m a spicy DISASTER.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSurrounding the cow is a beautifully detailed mandala in rich blues, warm browns, crisp whites, and fiery orange accents. The teardrop and circular patterns create a striking, symmetrical frame that makes the whole piece pop with humor and handcrafted artistry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coffee bars, office shelves, entryways, or as a gift for anyone who embraces their chaos with caffeine and a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Hand‑painted original\u003cbr\u003e✨ Highland cow + coffee theme\u003cbr\u003e✨ Bold mandala in earthy + vibrant tones\u003cbr\u003e✨ Fun, relatable humor for home or office\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePickup available if you live near Granger, Indiana to avoid shipping costs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fairy Wing Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45696169541811,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/3899\/6147\/files\/il_fullxfull.8202072949_netu.jpg?v=1784219326","url":"https:\/\/fairywingcreations.myshopify.com\/products\/125-65-im-not-a-hot-mess-21698","provider":"Fairy Wing Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}